Stalker Much?

Gone Fishing!!

At the senior citizens luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they
both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they
decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river
to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were
riding along, when they came upon a fork in the river and the
gentleman asked, "Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden, the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and
made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat.
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just
happened, but he had experienced the best sex that he'd had
in years.

They fished for a while and then continued riding along, when
soon they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the
lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" There she went again,
stripping off her clothes to make wild, passionate love to him
again. This really impressed the old gentleman, so he asked her
to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes, and so there they were the next day riding in the
boat, when they came upon the fork in the river. The gentleman
asked, "Well, do you want to go up or down?"

The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river,
when he came upon another fork. He asked the lady, "Do you
want to go up or down?"

She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the
deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up
or down, you made passionate love to me. Now today, nothing."

She replied, "Well, yesterday I didn't have my hearing aid in,
and I thought you were saying, 'Fuck or drown!'"

Too Stinkin Cute!

Black Heart

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